Monday, September 5, 2011

Words of Wisdom from a Theologian

From my first Principles of Biblical Studies II (The New Testament) class with Dr. Bergsma:

"The last time you could sleep in the woods safely was Eden.  People do do it these days, but it is a foolish thing.  They ought to be at home in their beds."

"God forbade them to eat meat from a pig.  This was probably a good thing.  Pig's meat is gross, if you ever put it under a microscope.  Of course, they didn't have microscopes then... This is all irrelevant."

Evening classes are excruciatingly long during a time of day when I am less than my best, but at least my professors are entertaining.  Dr. Bergsma has a fan club of undergraduate girls that form his own personal laugh track.

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