Monday, October 24, 2011

The Laugh Track

Homecoming happened this weekend and will make it up here soon, but for now, it's easier to quote Dr. Bergsma.  He was on a role tonight:

[Bonus points if you know the Biblical book we were reading without clicking any of the links.  Extra bonus points if you know what decision Peter made in the 4th quote.]

"Christ says, 'Go to the ends of the earth.'  Are we supposed to go to Tierra del Fuego?  'Repent ... penguins!' "

Reading about Stephen's martyrdom: "Now Stephen has obviously not studies the principles of Dale Carnegie.  A persuasive speech should not end in a rounding condemnation of your listeners."

On a Biblical woman: " 'Tabitha, which means Dorcas, or Gazelle'... If I were her, I'd stick with Tabitha."

On a decision of Peter's: "This is the decision.  If you have an issue with it, you can line up behind Ananias and Sapphira."

"If you can raise all the casualties of your homilies, you can preach as long as you want."

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